I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.