It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."

The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.