Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.

Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.

I always thought communism was crap, really.

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.