Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.

I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.

Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.

I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.