Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.

I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift.

If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.

First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.

You can't do comedy with a beard.