A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.