There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.