Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."
Allan ShermanYou may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.
Allan ShermanAdultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.
Allan ShermanIn Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.
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