Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."

A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.