Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.