Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

Love is lovelier the 7th time around.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."