Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.