Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.