In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.