Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.

Love is lovelier the 7th time around.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.