Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."