The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.
Allan ShermanA committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.
Allan ShermanGrandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.
Allan ShermanAnyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."
Allan Sherman