Wouldn’t that be an incredibly stupid thing to do? To say ‘I never want to smoke again’, then spend the rest of your life saying ‘I’d love a cigarette.’ That’s what smokers who use the Willpower Method do. No wonder they feel so miserable. They spend the rest of their lives desperately moping for something that they desperately hope they will never have.
Allen CarrThe whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off.
Allen CarrI was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.
Allen CarrIf you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.
Allen Carr