I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.

The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off.