I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.
I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
I didn't really want to be a comedian.
I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.
I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.