I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.