I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.
I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.
I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
I didn't really want to be a comedian.
I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.