I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.
You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.
I didn't really want to be a comedian.
I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off.