If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.