Comedy is the drug, when they laugh it's like I'm a jazz musician and they hear it, and they get it. It's power to take the crowd wherever I want them to go. I love it when they laugh, especially when they relate through laughter. It's a beautiful thing. It also means I'm going to get paid, which is nice.
Alonzo BoddenI was teaching airplane mechanics when I realized it was more fun to make them laugh. I was laid off one more time and I never looked back, although it was nice to have a steady paycheck and benefits.
Alonzo BoddenI don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.
Alonzo BoddenI ride because thereโs nothing like in the world. Itโs a passion. Itโs something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it.
Alonzo BoddenLatinos outnumber Black people now. I'm not too happy about it. Because it's only a matter of time before we lose our month. Soon as they figure it out, they're going to have Latino History Month. All we're going to have is Cinco de Negro.
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