Gluttony is wrong. It's wasteful.

The turkey - my number one thing that people don't get is take that sucker out of the refrigerator about three hours before you plan on cooking it.

If you're good with a knife, you don't need your eyes.

Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least expect it. It can be your friend one day and your enemy the next.

I looked for a very long time, knowing that it had to happen, but it took me a long time to find someone with the same background and whatnot and I finally found him

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.