The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with.
Alton BrownNow my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing.
Alton BrownI found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl out. Through my efforts to attract the opposite sex, I found that not only did cooking work, but that it was actually fun.
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