Remember, America: organization will set you free.

Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least expect it. It can be your friend one day and your enemy the next.

Lumps are caused by one thing and one thing alone - the improper addition of a starch.

I say grace. I'm a big believer in grace. I happen to believe in a God that made all the food and so I'm pretty grateful for that and I thank him for that. But I'm also thankful for the people that put the food on the table.

Believe me, a grain is a terrible thing to waste.

My advice: write down everything you eat. It's amazing what that "self honesty" can do for you. (Do you really want to have to confess that doughnut? I thought not.)

The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.