If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa.

I grill, therefore I am.

I never spoke about politics, with the exception of Election Night.

Remember, America: organization will set you free.

The thing that helped me get into the film business was that I went to school in Athens, Georgia and managed to get on, um, working on music videos for a band called R.E.M. and that kind of opened up a lot of doors for me.

Believe me, a grain is a terrible thing to waste.

If you're good with a knife, you don't need your eyes.