I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

Believe me, a grain is a terrible thing to waste.

If you're good with a knife, you don't need your eyes.

Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it makes deposits of various chemicals that are not too good for us. The last thing you really want to see licking at your food while it's on a grill is an actual flame.

I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean.

I can’t talk about anything or write about anything if I don’t understand it. So a lot of the stuff that I go through and a lot of the time that I spend is understanding.

Enough people have now mentioned Bill Nye the Science Guy to me that I now desperately avoid it all costs.