Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a Communist.
The writers want to know were you made your mistake, no how well your curve is breaking.
A fellow has to have faith in God above and Rollie Fingers in the bullpen.
There'll be a man on the moon before Gaylord Perry hits a home run.
The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.
Slow thinkers are part of the game too. Some of these slow thinkers can hit a ball a long way.
Friendships are forgotten when the game begins.
The Giants were supposed to have a new motto, 'Shut up and deal.'
A manager doesn't hear the cheers.