Slow thinkers are part of the game too. Some of these slow thinkers can hit a ball a long way.

Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a Communist.

There'll be a man on the moon before Gaylord Perry hits a home run.

A manager doesn't hear the cheers.

Friendships are forgotten when the game begins.

The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.

The Giants were supposed to have a new motto, 'Shut up and deal.'