The writers want to know were you made your mistake, no how well your curve is breaking.
Slow thinkers are part of the game too. Some of these slow thinkers can hit a ball a long way.
Friendships are forgotten when the game begins.
Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a Communist.
The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.
There'll be a man on the moon before Gaylord Perry hits a home run.