The Giants were supposed to have a new motto, 'Shut up and deal.'
A manager doesn't hear the cheers.
The writers want to know were you made your mistake, no how well your curve is breaking.
The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.
There'll be a man on the moon before Gaylord Perry hits a home run.
A fellow has to have faith in God above and Rollie Fingers in the bullpen.