A fellow has to have faith in God above and Rollie Fingers in the bullpen.
The writers want to know were you made your mistake, no how well your curve is breaking.
Friendships are forgotten when the game begins.
A manager doesn't hear the cheers.
The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.
Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a Communist.