PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.

POCKET, n. The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience. In woman this organ is lacking; so she acts without motive, and her conscience, denied burial, remains ever alive, confessing the sins of others.

The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.

ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.

MISCREANT, n. A person of the highest degree of unworth. Etymologically, the word means unbeliever, and its present signification may be regarded as theology's noblest contribution to the development of our language.