PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.
Ambrose BierceOBSERVATORY, n. A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors.
Ambrose BierceWINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.
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