COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.

GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone.

BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.

When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.