Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These, by some occult process of nature, are penetrated and suffused with various degrees of the bird's intellectual energies and emotional character, so that when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called an "author," there results a very fair and accurate transcript of the fowl's thought and feeling. The difference in geese, as discovered by this ingenious method, is considerable: many are found to have only trivial and insignificant powers, but some are seen to be very great geese indeed.

Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.

ASPERSE, v.t. Maliciously to ascribe to another vicious actions which one has not had the temptation and opportunity to commit.

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.