Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.

PALM, n. A species of tree . . . of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed . . . . This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver.

HOMILETICS, n. The science of adapting sermons to the spiritual needs, capacities and conditions of the congregation.

That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity

PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer.

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.