The wife, or bitter half.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage. A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith, though Horizontalists hold that the posture of the body was immaterial.

A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.

A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.

WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.