The wife, or bitter half.

Kindness n: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.

Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.

WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.

REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.