No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war.

MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence. A term of contempt.

UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

COMMENDATION n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles but do not equal our own.

Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.

TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.