No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war.

LOGOMACHY, n. A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem - a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity and many other goodly sons and daughters.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.