No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war.

Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.

SACERDOTALIST, n. One who holds the belief that a clergyman is a priest. Denial of this momentous doctrine is the hardest challenge that is now flung into the teeth of the Episcopalian church by the Neo-Dictionarians.

MONARCH, n. A person engaged in reigning. Formerly the monarch ruled, as the derivation of the word attests, and as many subjects have had occasion to learn.

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.

Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.