Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
SPOOKER, n. A writer whose imagination concerns itself with supernatural phenomena, especially in the doings of spooks.
LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
MERCY, n. An attribute beloved of detected offenders.
ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.