Habit: A shackle for the free.

SYCOPHANT- One who approaches Greatness on his belly so that he may not be commanded to turn and be kicked. He is sometimes an editor.

A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.

Habit: A shackle for the free.

GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These [quills] when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called an "author," there results a very fair and accurate transcript of the fowl's thought and feeling.

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.

ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction.