Habit: A shackle for the free.

Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure.

Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.

You cannot adopt politics as a profession and remain honest.

Dance, v.i. To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter. There are many kinds of dances, but all those requiring the participation of the two sexes have two characteristics in common: they are conspicuously innocent, and warmly loved by the vicious.

A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.

Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.