TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.

MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.

Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection.

One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar.

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

MACE, n. A staff of office signifying authority. Its form, that of a heavy club, indicates its original purpose and use in dissuading from dissent.