Potable, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable only when suffering from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it is a medicine.
HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"