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EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number - just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice.