To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against whom they are loaded.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.
Liberty is one of the imagination's most precious possessions.
REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.