GRAVITATION, n. The tendency of all bodies to approach one another with a strength proportioned to the quantity of matter they contain-the quantity of matter they contain being ascertained by the strength of their tendency to approach one another. This is a lovely and edifying illustration of how science, having made A the proof of B, makes B the proof of A.

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.

Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else.

Theology is a thing of unreason altogether, an edifice of assumptions and dreams, a superstructure without a substructure

Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.