UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

CERBERUS, n. The watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance - against whom or what does not clearly appear; everybody, sooner or later, had to go there, and nobody wanted to carry off the entrance.

PYRRHONISM- An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.

No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war.

SYCOPHANT- One who approaches Greatness on his belly so that he may not be commanded to turn and be kicked. He is sometimes an editor.

Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.

REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.