Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
Ambrose BierceA hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.
Ambrose BierceSATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
Ambrose Bierce