Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.
In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.
FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
MONUMENT, n. A structure intended to commemorate something which either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.