Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

Dictionary: a malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic

HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.

JESTER, n. An officer attached to the king's household to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances . . . the king's own conduct and decrees [being] sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.