I was born to poor because of honest parents.

An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.

MESMERISM, n. Hypnotism before it wore good clothes, kept a carriage and asked Incredulity to dinner.

POVERTY, n. A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform. Its victims are distinguished by possession of all the virtues and by their faith in leaders seeking to conduct them into a prosperity where they believe these to be unknown.

PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.

POLICE, n. An armed force for protection and participation.

A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.