Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.