General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.

ENOUGH, pro. All there is in the world if you like it.

Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is. Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.

Glutton- A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.