PERFECTION, n. An imaginary state of quality distinguished from the actual by an element known as excellence; an attribute of the critic.

Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.

ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.

FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.

PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.