Twice – Once too often.

MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.

GENEROUS, adj. Originally this word meant noble by birth and was rightly applied to a great multitude of persons. It now means noble by nature and is taking a bit of a rest.

FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person - a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

EXISTENCE, n. A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,/ Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:/ From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge/ Of our bedfellow Death, and cry: "O fudge!"

ENOUGH, pro. All there is in the world if you like it.