Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
LUMINARY, One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it.
Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.
Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.
PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.