Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.

A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.

The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations.

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is. Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.

Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.