What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.
MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
A rabbit's foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit.