One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.
Ambrose BierceNEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
Ambrose BierceTrial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.
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