All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Acquaintance: "A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.

Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.