MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.
Ambrose BierceHOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
Ambrose BierceWEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.
Ambrose BierceDentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
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