PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.
RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.
Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.
LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.
FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. The pronunciation of this word with the i long and the accent on the first syllable is one of America's most precious discoveries and possessions.
Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.