Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.

MAMMALIA, n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle.

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial; but if honest, and bent on thorough investigation, it may soon lead to full establishment of the truth.

That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

A penny saved is a penny to squander.