LUMINARY, One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it.
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.